Score: 7

"Pretty Good"

submission: -ESCAPE-

date: October 1, 2007

The entire series has been pretty decent but I think the whole memory loss thing was an unnecessary and far fetched way to tie everything together. The ending felt rushed.

The voice acting and graphics are great and the game itself is entertaining enough.

I would have preferred for everything to be contained in the one file rather than a ploy to get hits for armor games. It was acceptable for the walkthrough but not for the extra rooms.

Score: 10

"Breathtaking"

submission: AnalogyOfFrozenSheep Ep2

date: September 19, 2007

Rarely does a movie come along that brings a tear to my eye. This was that movie and the joy of watching it is only tainted by the fact that it will be a long time before I feel this happy again.

The artist, FrozenSheep, a prodigy at his craft considering his young age, puts his peers to shame in his latest effort in the prolific series, AnalogyOfFrozenSheepNGDoesn'tAllowEno ughLettersInTitle.

Bravo.

Score: 10

"Beautiful"

submission: LUV ANNE ^___^

date: September 8, 2007

It saddens me that the ignorant NG populace refuse to see the deep and touching message hidden within this flash. Your tribute to a girlfriend is both loving and stern, not to mention beautifully scored.

Score: 10

"Nice Work."

submission: Shit Eater 20XX

date: August 16, 2007

The reviews truly sadden me. I spent days on the background art for this and am meet with a completely unappreciative audience. Good job with the rest of it Vespene, it came together better than I expected.

Score: 3

"Ok."

submission: Shoot David in The Balls

date: August 9, 2007

Not entertaining and frankly surprising that the concept took two people to write. A shame that whatever flash came in sixth today goes without a trophy now.

Score: 10

"Life Changing"

submission: The Rise of Stern

date: July 30, 2007

I used to think that my unfortunate upbringing was an excuse to be average. The fact that the other children had the newest toys whilst I played with rocks meant that I had an excuse to be mediocre.

Now I understand that the lowest of the low can rise to be king if the circumstances conspire in their favour. And this is more likely with hard work and a stern (but fair) outlook in life.

From the bottom of my heart, thank you.

Score: 7

"Good game"

submission: Pinch Hitter 2 Full Game

date: July 20, 2007

I can't really comment on improvements as I didn't play the first one. It was a good game but maybe a little more variety is necessary between the first 2 levels. I didn't really appreciate having to changed websites mid game, but you do what you gotta do.

Overall, well put together and enjoyable to play.

Score: 7

"Potentially a great game."

submission: Battlefield General

date: February 14, 2007

The graphics were perfect for a game of this nature, although the sound did get annoying and turning it off completely just made it unnaturally silent.

The real problems lie with the controlling of the troops. Although it works in your favour when the entire attacking army is charging forward only to be stopped by water, allowing you to blast them with cannons, it is annoying when that happens to you.

The characters refuse to disengage making it impossible to set traps and when i order cannon to attack a more dangerous attacker then disregard my commands and simply attack the closest person.

The game would be greatly improved if direct orders override the AI's coding...

Score: 10

"Nice addition to the series."

submission: Jack French #2

date: January 21, 2007

I liked the first one, but this blows it out of the water. The addition of little things such as the puzzle in the rubbish bin really add to the game in my opinion.

The voice acting was good too, with the exception of the janitor. I recognise Doctor German’s voice, just can’t place it.

Nice job.

Score: 6

"Not a pleasant suprise...."

submission: play with michelle

date: May 19, 2006

C'mon, make a real one for us pervs out there....the engine is all set.

The real problem with this game is that the video parts don't seem to preload, so it really screws up for dial up users...I had to play through once to load all the videos and then replay to actually watch it without them stopping every two seconds...Nice idea though.