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Entry #1

First and, most likely, last post.

2007-07-18 15:14:31 by G-Banger
Updated

It all started last night. A friend and I were leaving a bar on foot as we had gotten drunker than expected. Neither of us was use to walking and breathing at the same time and these chores became more challenging thanks to the alcohol sloshing through our blood stream.

We both knew that we would need to take a short cut if we were going to make it home with enough energy to partake in certain acts that we both desperately yearned for, but could later blame on the alcohol if said indiscretions were made public.

The alcohol clouded our judgement and we cut through an alley even though this area had a bad reputation. A shadowy figure in the distance caused us to freeze like statues. Statues that sway drunkenly.

I sobered up quickly as the man reached his hand into his jacket pocket. I knew what was coming and I knew I had a better chance of survival if I cooperated. He slowly drew his hand back out and relief swept over my body. My friend and I laughed openly and the stranger joined our laughter.

I could describe what he pulled out for ever and still couldn't convey the hilarity. This picture tells the story far greater than I could.

First and, most likely, last post.


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EvilJesusEvilJesus

2007-09-06 12:17:43

Damn, i hate it when i get those feelings...and most fo the time they;re right D:


WilliWowzaWilliWowza

2007-09-01 12:20:34

Oh wow it's awesome.

G-Banger responds:

I was afraid it was going to be one of those "you had to be there" situations so I'm happy that everyone appreciates it as much as me.


KipptheCoolKipptheCool

2007-08-31 12:17:50

It's my birthday, hellz yerh!

G-Banger responds:

HAPPY 9TH BIRTHDAY!!!!


Orange-JewsOrange-Jews

2007-08-30 02:12:38

fuck you


SlipperyMooseCakesSlipperyMooseCakes

2007-08-26 02:44:50

JB of the week is back!


robattlerobattle

2007-08-21 17:10:46

I can see that picture is copied from an error, since I don't a "show picture" bar when I right click the picture.

Nice try.

G-Banger responds:

Gold star or cookie?


CypherussCypheruss

2007-08-19 02:47:16

Oh lawd!


SlipperyMooseCakesSlipperyMooseCakes

2007-08-18 05:29:37

New SPECIAL EDITION JB of the week is up!


Fr0ksFr0ks

2007-08-17 21:25:00

wht


JakeJake

2007-08-08 18:17:55

Now I know what they mean when they say a picture's worth a thousand words.

It was total awesomeness.

G-Banger responds:

See that thing in the lower left corner. Just imagine how hard it was to explain that when the police arrived.


StickySticky

2007-08-05 03:58:19

lol, you got me....

(Updated ) G-Banger responds:

How embarrassing.


SlipperyMooseCakesSlipperyMooseCakes

2007-08-03 14:10:23

Well then. No Jail Bait for you.


CazaleCazale

2007-08-03 07:53:23

i c wat u did thar...